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NotABrownsFan 09-20-2006 11:59 AM

Cleveland Jokes
Q: What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
A: Dead.

Q: What is the difference between a litter of puppies and Brownie fan?
A: The puppies stop whining after 6 weeks.

Q: A Browns Fan and a Ravens Fan jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
A: Who cares?

Q. Where do you go in case of a tornado?
A. Cleveland Browns Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do a Browns fan and his beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: How do you keep a Browns fan out of your yard?
A: Set up a goal post.

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Cleveland Browns pride day parade.

Q: What do you call a Brownie with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Canton have a professional football team?
A: Because then Cleveland would want one.

Q: What's the difference between the Brownies and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Brownies and opossums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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