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Stlrs4Life 07-22-2005 09:19 PM

Daily Chuckles. LOL!
 
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and
> values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married,
did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?"

> **********************************************
A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The father replied "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine."
> ************************************************** *
I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court Judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." "That's very fair, your Honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
> ************************************************** *
A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your
> wife at all." "Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great
cook and really good with the kids."

> ************************************************** *
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says
> without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

> ************************************************** ****
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?" The agent replies, "Just a minute..."
"Thank you,"the blonde says, and hangs up.

SteelersFever 07-22-2005 10:27 PM

Re: Daily Chuckles. LOL!
 
Funny stuff! :laughing:

BlitzburghRockCity 07-22-2005 10:30 PM

Re: Daily Chuckles. LOL!
 
Quote:

I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court Judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." "That's very fair, your Honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
:rofl: :rofl:

Prosdo 07-22-2005 10:56 PM

Re: Daily Chuckles. LOL!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stlrs4life
I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court Judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." "That's very fair, your Honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

Thats a good one. lol

bigbensgirl7 07-23-2005 08:05 AM

Re: Daily Chuckles. LOL!
 
Good post Stlrs. :bouncy:

Stlrs4Life 07-24-2005 07:03 PM

Re: Daily Chuckles. LOL!
 
Thanks................

steelersgirl86 07-25-2005 08:21 AM

Re: Daily Chuckles. LOL!
 
thanks for the laughs....very funny :bouncy:

clevestinks 07-25-2005 06:40 PM

Re: Daily Chuckles. LOL!
 
i love funny stuff! And thats some funny stuff, I don`t care who you are.


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