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Indy_Steelers 06-25-2007 07:04 AM

PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built
 
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50814

PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built

July 20, 2006 | Onion Sports

PITTSBURGH?After five years of serving Pittsburgh as their state-of-the-art sporting facility, PNC Park, the home of the rundown, poorly maintained Pirates, said Tuesday it is threatening to leave Pittsburgh unless a new team can be built within the next three years.
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"I love the city of Pittsburgh, but the Pirates are an old, dilapidated club built from other teams' spare parts, and its very foundation is rotting away," the stadium said to reporters assembled in its press box. "I had every intention to stay here for the duration of my career as a ballpark, but given that I haven't seen any realistic long-term plans for improving my resident team's ramshackle condition, I would be lying if I said I wasn't thinking about taking my services elsewhere."

The young stadium, regarded as one of the best of the recent crop of real-estate development projects throughout the league, added that "after this year's All Star Game, I have learned that a ballpark of my caliber deserves to host that kind of play every day."

"The Pirates have become such an eyesore that I've even had to resort to bringing in different teams each week to play in me," the stadium said.

Although Pirates owner Kevin McClatchy said he is doing everything in his power to keep the park in Pittsburgh?attempting a rebuilding process every few years, making small free-agent additions, and erecting a new six-foot-tall outfielder in left field?the stadium dismissed the moves as nothing more than "a fresh coat of paint on a team that's in danger of collapsing under its own weight."

Mets owner Fred Wilpon has been vocal about his interest in bringing PNC Park to New York for the 2007 season so that it may take over for an aging Shea Stadium.

"The New York Mets have all the necessary components in place to fulfill PNC Park's needs," Wilpon said. "We have a gleaming new shortstop in Jose Reyes. We have a visually stunning, jaw-dropping player in Carlos Beltran. And the infrastructure of our minor-league system is designed to ensure that PNC Park will be inhabited by great ballplayers for years to come."

"Also, PNC Park has already established a good rapport and budding friendship with this year's Home Run Derby runner-up David Wright?the bedrock of our team's stability," Wilpon added.

Though PNC Park would not elaborate on its relationship with Wright, it did say that Wright mentioned how much he enjoyed its dimensions, especially those in left and left-center.

Pittsburgh fans were irate upon hearing news of the stadium's possible relocation.

"If that ballpark left, this city would be devastated," said Pittsburgh resident Howard Valinsky. "I make a point of taking my kids down to the stadium during Pirates away games so they can stand outside of it and marvel at the rugged limestone and the blue steel?both of which have had an excellent year despite rainy conditions."

Valisnky added: "The fact that McClatchy hasn't given this stadium the sort of beautiful, well-designed team it deserves is a travesty. Let's face it, the Pirates have been falling apart for years. Frankly, I find myself wondering if it's even safe for fans to be near them."

The stadium echoed Valinsky's sentiments, saying, "The fans have been so great at being there for me. But if I can't hold a team that can compete, then what's supposed to hold me here?"

In a last-ditch effort to keep PNC Park, a citywide referendum will be added to this year's midterm election that, if passed, would draw from a property-tax fund to aid McClatchy in assembling a new, state-of-the-art team by 2010.

PNC Park, however, is not convinced.

"When I came here in 2001, they promised me a championship team," the stadium said. "I was warned by venerable and much-beloved Three Rivers Stadium?which imploded soon afterwards, as you know?that I should look elsewhere, that this team was set in its ways and not focused on rebuilding, that they were simply using me as a means to make money," the stadium said. "I was young and brash and I didn't listen. Now that I am more mature and have settled a bit, I realize I have to do what is best for me and my family."

In the event that the Pirate organization does not have the financial wherewithal to meet the park's demands, there are contingency plans in place to attract other stadiums to the city. While the league has said it frowns on the idea of putting an expansion stadium in the Pittsburgh area, some have floated the idea of bringing over old Tiger Stadium, which went into forced retirement in 2000.

SteelCityMan786 06-25-2007 08:21 AM

Re: PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built
 
Yep, I knew that was fake. Another one from the Onion. A Note, if you want to fool people with stories from the Onion, or other sports sites, don't post the link.

HometownGal 06-25-2007 09:08 AM

Re: PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SteelCityMan786 (Post 259516)
A Note, if you want to fool people with stories from the Onion, or other sports sites, don't post the link.

I think even the dumbest form of dumb (Bengals fans) could have figured out that was a fake article, Matt. Stadiums don't talk - LOL! :toofunny::wink02:

Well, just in case I'm wrong and they do chat it up, hey PNC Park - here's a message from little ol' me to relay to Heinz Field to whisper in PBS Stadium's ear.....

Buck the Fengals.


:banana:

SteelCityMan786 06-25-2007 10:05 AM

Re: PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HometownGal (Post 259524)
I think even the dumbest form of dumb (Bengals fans) could have figured out that was a fake article, Matt. Stadiums don't talk - LOL! :toofunny::wink02:

Well, just in case I'm wrong and they do chat it up, hey PNC Park - here's a message from little ol' me to relay to Heinz Field to whisper in PBS Stadium's ear.....

Buck the Fengals.


:banana:

I've fooled plenty of people with doing that. Not just on this site.

83-Steelers-43 06-25-2007 10:12 AM

Re: PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SteelCityMan786 (Post 259537)
I've fooled plenty of people with doing that. Not just on this site.

Actually, there are times I walk past PNC Park and I hear a very umoving and arduous voice say...."Help meeeeee pleeeease". I've also seen Honus Wagner's ghost walking up and down Federal Street shaking his head in disbelief, anger and sadness. :wink02:

SteelCityMan786 06-25-2007 10:24 AM

Re: PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built
 
I've thought when I walk near PNC after the game is over after a loss, that I heard Roberto going, "I want this ownership to sell"

tony hipchest 06-25-2007 10:27 AM

Re: PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 83-Steelers-43 (Post 259542)
Actually, there are times I walk past PNC Park and I hear a very umoving and arduous voice say...."Help meeeeee pleeeease". I've also seen Honus Wagner's ghost walking up and down Federal Street shaking his head in disbelief, anger and sadness. :wink02:

i had a dream where i was visited by the ghost of Three Rivers Stadium, who came down from stadium heaven to tell me he is in a much better place now, where the turf smells of grass and the balls leave the park, and he said hes so glad he was given the dynamite treatment as opposed to this milleniums Bucs. :hunch: i wonder what it meant? lol

SteelCityMan786 06-25-2007 10:42 AM

Re: PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tony hipchest (Post 259549)
i had a dream where i was visited by the ghost of Three Rivers Stadium, who came down from stadium heaven to tell me he is in a much better place now, where the turf smells of grass and the balls leave the park, and he said hes so glad he was given the dynamite treatment as opposed to this milleniums Bucs. :hunch: i wonder what it meant? lol

I wonder.

Indy_Steelers 06-25-2007 12:14 PM

Re: PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SteelCityMan786 (Post 259516)
Yep, I knew that was fake. Another one from the Onion. A Note, if you want to fool people with stories from the Onion, or other sports sites, don't post the link.

I was not trying to fool people, just make them laugh.:bouncy:

SteelCityMan786 06-25-2007 12:17 PM

Re: PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Indy_Steelers (Post 259593)
I was not trying to fool people, just make them laugh.:bouncy:

oh ok, but let that be a useful tip next time. It worked with me on thanksgiving on other forums I post on. It paid off. :sofunny:


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