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Hammer67 09-06-2007 02:15 PM

Am I fat?
 
I have always had this weird "female"-like worry about my weight...not so much an image thing as it is a health thing (but still some image). Problem is, I love to eat and drink! LOL!

But, I never let it get way out of control and do walk and jog enough to support my calorie intake. I have fluctuated between 210 and 230lbs since college and I am 6' tall and 31 years old now.

Well, I have heard a suggestion recently that pretty much alleviated my paranoia...A friend offered this little nugget of brilliance:

"Hey, if you can look down and see your crotch without sucking in, you aren't fat."

To my great relief...I have always been able to see my private area with no problems! Paranoia, be gone!

:chicken: :cheers:

MACH1 09-06-2007 02:29 PM

Re: Am I fat?
 
I think we'll all sleep better knowing that now. lol


I think its called dickey doo disease.
Your belly sicks out farther than your dickey do.

MasterOfPuppets 09-06-2007 02:32 PM

Re: Am I fat?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer67 (Post 288691)
I...A friend offered this little nugget of brilliance:

"Hey, if you can look down and see your crotch without sucking in, you aren't fat."



:chicken: :cheers:

the bigger the package....the less ya gotta suck it in...it's harder to find a short person in a crowd ,than a tall person:thumbsup: there goes that theory...:toofunny:

Hammer67 09-06-2007 02:37 PM

Re: Am I fat?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MACH1 (Post 288701)
I think we'll all sleep better knowing that now. lol


I think its called dickey doo disease.
Your belly sicks out farther than your dickey do.



You're welcome. :toofunny:

HometownGal 09-06-2007 02:45 PM

Re: Am I fat?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MACH1 (Post 288701)
I think we'll all sleep better knowing that now. lol


I think its called dickey doo disease.
Your belly sicks out farther than your dickey do.

:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

Of course in that instance, "direction" is everything. :wink02::flap:

StinkyB 09-06-2007 02:53 PM

Re: Am I fat?
 
they say that for every thirty pounds you lose your penis gets half an inch more exposed.

MasterOfPuppets 09-06-2007 02:58 PM

Re: Am I fat?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by StinkyB (Post 288716)
they say that for every thirty pounds you lose your penis gets half an inch more exposed.

:jawdrop: good grief !!! i could have 13 + hidin under there !!! :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

Preacher 09-06-2007 03:00 PM

Re: Am I fat?
 
Whats that???

It sounds like a whistling noise?

Are we being bombed?

NO... Its this thread descending into the toilet!!!


:wink02:

MasterOfPuppets 09-06-2007 03:02 PM

Re: Am I fat?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Preacher (Post 288720)
Whats that???

It sounds like a whistling noise?

Are we being bombed?

NO... Its this thread descending into the toilet!!!


:wink02:

:toofunny: sorry preach... to much material to pass up...i'm done now....:whistle:

fansince'76 09-06-2007 03:15 PM

Re: Am I fat?
 
For some reason, this thread reminded me of this:

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:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:


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