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I-Want-Troy's-Hair 10-15-2007 11:43 PM

Counter Terrorism at the airport
 
A little counter-terrorism humor--

Southerners can be SO polite!!

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 - You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah be praised.

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 712 - You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah is great.

Pause... .

Static....then Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC!! ATLANTA ATC!!"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OF OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!

Atlanta ATC: Well bless your little hearts, and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now; and tell Allah 'hey' for us!


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