A fellow checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and
>> lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see
>> phone books under "Escorts and Massages".
>> He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself
>> Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had
>> right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair; long
>> graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So he is in his
>> figures, what the hell, he gave her a call.
>> "Hello?" A woman answers.
>> God she sounded sexy! "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and
>> you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be
>> with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I
>> hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I 'm talking kinky the whole
>> long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything
>> got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me
>> a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you
>> baby. Now, how does that sound?"
>> She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you
>> press 9".
D'OH! :dang: :toofunny:
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