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T.Richardson 12-06-2008 11:51 PM

BCS Declares Germany the winner of WWII
 
US Ranked 4th

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants, the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking."


Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event."

German Chancellor Adolf Hitler said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented " France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2."

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.

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I thought that was pretty funny lol.

SteelCityMan786 12-07-2008 10:19 AM

Re: BCS Declares Germany the winner of WWII
 
WTF is that guy smoking???

Godfather 12-07-2008 10:25 AM

Re: BCS Declares Germany the winner of WWII
 
France should never have been ranked #2. That shows what a joke the human polls are...plus they should have ruined Germany's strength of schedule.

St33lersguy 12-07-2008 02:49 PM

Re: BCS Declares Germany the winner of WWII
 
Hey it's the BCS, The BCS is a bunch of BS


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