YO!! JOKE HERE! lol
INDISPUTABLE MATHEMATICAL LOGIC.
(This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.) This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z are represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: HARDWORK 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and KNOW LEDGE 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But , ATTITUDE 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, BULLSHIT 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. ASSKIS SING 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its theBULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top. 
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If I could take that to my sixth graders, I would.

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lol

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thats funny!

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2+2= The Bungles Suck!

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STEELERS
19+20+5+5+12+5+18+19=103% ravens 18+1+22+5+14+19=79% bengals 2+5+14+7+1+12+19=60% browns 2+18+15+23+19=77% Clearly we are the best even in math class! :thumbsup::thumbsup::laughing::laughing::rofl::rof l: 
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Remember numbers and statistics are like Bikinis: interesting in what is revealed, and crucial in what is concealed. 
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