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NJarhead 01-08-2009 07:44 PM

YO!! JOKE HERE! lol
 
INDISPUTABLE MATHEMATICAL LOGIC.
(This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.)
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

are represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W- L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S -S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its theBULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.

SteelersMongol 01-15-2009 10:38 PM

Re: INDISPUTABLE MATHEMATICAL LOGIC
 
:laughing:

millwalldavey 01-16-2009 08:56 AM

Re: INDISPUTABLE MATHEMATICAL LOGIC
 
If I could take that to my sixth graders, I would.

St33lersguy 02-06-2009 03:26 PM

Re: INDISPUTABLE MATHEMATICAL LOGIC
 
lol

jev7452 02-06-2009 03:35 PM

Re: INDISPUTABLE MATHEMATICAL LOGIC
 
thats funny!

I_Bleed_Black_And_Gold 02-06-2009 04:11 PM

Re: INDISPUTABLE MATHEMATICAL LOGIC
 
2+2= The Bungles Suck!

Muppet13 02-06-2009 04:26 PM

Re: INDISPUTABLE MATHEMATICAL LOGIC
 
S-T-E-E-L-E-R-S
19+20+5+5+12+5+18+19=103%
r-a-v-e-n-s
18+1+22+5+14+19=79%
b-e-n-g-a-l-s
2+5+14+7+1+12+19=60%
b-r-o-w-n-s
2+18+15+23+19=77%
Clearly we are the best even in math class!
:thumbsup::thumbsup::laughing::laughing::rofl::rof l:

NJarhead 02-06-2009 04:28 PM

Re: INDISPUTABLE MATHEMATICAL LOGIC
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Muppet13 (Post 559161)
S-T-E-E-L-E-R-S
19+20+5+5+12+5+18+19=103%
r-a-v-e-n-s
18+1+22+5+14+19=79%
b-e-n-g-a-l-s
2+5+14+7+1+12+19=60%
b-r-o-w-n-s
2+18+15+23+19=77%
Clearly we are the best even in math class!
:thumbsup::thumbsup::laughing::laughing::rofl::rof l:

NICE! :thumbsup:

Muppet13 02-06-2009 05:21 PM

Re: INDISPUTABLE MATHEMATICAL LOGIC
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheWarDen86 (Post 559165)
NICE! :thumbsup:

Thanks!

TroysBadDawg 02-28-2009 09:38 AM

Re: INDISPUTABLE MATHEMATICAL LOGIC
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Muppet13 (Post 559161)
S-T-E-E-L-E-R-S
19+20+5+5+12+5+18+19=103%
r-a-v-e-n-s
18+1+22+5+14+19=79%
b-e-n-g-a-l-s
2+5+14+7+1+12+19=60%
b-r-o-w-n-s
2+18+15+23+19=77%
Clearly we are the best even in math class!
:thumbsup::thumbsup::laughing::laughing::rofl::rof l:

You must be an accountant, the numbers don't always tell the truth.

Remember numbers and statistics are like Bikinis: interesting in what is revealed, and crucial in what is concealed.


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