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Polamalu Princess 01-17-2009 11:54 AM

Steelers - God's Country!!!
A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about Churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and started working east from there.

Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign which read "Calls: $10,000 a minute."

Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God.

The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Dallas, St. Louis, Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United States, he found more phones with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.

Finally, he arrived in Pennsylvania. Upon entering a Church in Pittsburgh, he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read "Calls: $0.35 cents."

Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor. "Father Jones, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only $0.35 cents a call. Why?

The priest, smiling benignly, replied : "Son, you're in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania now, home of the Pittsburgh Steelers -- 5 times Super Bowl Champions, the Pittsburgh Pirates, the Pittsburgh Penguins, 3 vibrant rivers meeting at the Point of the most beautiful downtown area around, the city with the best hospitals, neighborhoods and friendliest people in the world! You're in God's Country....It's a local call."

"GO STEELERS" :tt02::tt03::helmet::drink:

pittsburghp8baller 01-17-2009 01:02 PM

Re: Steelers - God's Country!!!
thats a good one, true to

SteelersMongol 01-18-2009 07:53 PM

Re: Steelers - God's Country!!!
I love this 1.

Steelersfanforlife 02-05-2009 10:42 PM

Re: Steelers - God's Country!!!

St33lersguy 02-16-2009 07:34 AM

Re: Steelers - God's Country!!!

Originally Posted by Polamalu Princess (Post 530884)
"Son, you're in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania now, home of the Pittsburgh Steelers -- 6 times Super Bowl Champions

Yeah. Go Steelers!!!1

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