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TroysBadDawg 01-25-2009 07:38 AM

SHAKEY LIL' OLD LADY
 
The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands,

you'll remember this story:

A little old lady, well into her eighties,

slowly enters the front door of a sex shop.

Obviously very unstable on her feet,

she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

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Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support,

stuttering she asks the sales clerk:

'Dddoo youu hhhave ddiilldos?'

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing,

replies: 'Yes we do have dildos.

Actually we carry many different models.'

The old woman then asks:



'Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a pppinkk onne,

tttenn inchessss llong aand aabbou t twoo inchess ththiick...

aaand rruns by bbaatteries?

The clerk responds, 'Yes we do'

She asks:



' Dddoo yyoooouu kknnoooww hhhow ttoo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?

SteelersMongol 01-25-2009 09:14 AM

Re: SHAKEY LIL' OLD LADY
 
:rofl:

TheSteelCurtain 01-26-2009 01:30 AM

Re: SHAKEY LIL' OLD LADY
 
thats so wrong. haha


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