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Preacher 05-17-2009 01:06 PM

Embarrassed Preacher...
 
So I am in a meeting last night (church start meeting). We were talking about finances and how much it will cost to keep having meals at our meetings.

I looked over at the young lady who is hosting the meeting and asked her, WITHIN THIS CONTEXT...

"So how much do you put out?"

She looked at me... and then her face got all strange, as she was trying to stifle the hysteria in laughter that was about to ensue...

OOPS.

Thank goodness she is my wife's best friend and KNEW what I meant.

lamberts-lost-tooth 05-17-2009 01:24 PM

Re: Embarrased Preacher...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Preacher (Post 606526)
So I am in a meeting last night (church start meeting). We were talking about finances and how much it will cost to keep having meals at our meetings.

I looked over at the young lady who is hosting the meeting and asked her, WITHIN THIS CONTEXT...

"So how much do you put out?"

She looked at me... and then her face got all strange, as she was trying to stifle the hysteria in laughter that was about to ensue...

OOPS.

Thank goodness she is my wife's best friend and KNEW what I meant.

If it makes you feel any better...A couple of weeks ago I worked until 3 am then got up and came back to work at 9 am....I returned a call to the Chief of Police and when we finished he said goodbye and I replied..."Okay..love ya...bye-bye"

I hung up and he immediately rang me back to tell me that he... "loved me back"
:doh:

Godfather 05-17-2009 01:32 PM

Re: Embarrased Preacher...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Preacher (Post 606526)
So I am in a meeting last night (church start meeting). We were talking about finances and how much it will cost to keep having meals at our meetings.

I looked over at the young lady who is hosting the meeting and asked her, WITHIN THIS CONTEXT...

"So how much do you put out?"

She looked at me... and then her face got all strange, as she was trying to stifle the hysteria in laughter that was about to ensue...

OOPS.

Thank goodness she is my wife's best friend and KNEW what I meant.

15 years ago, when I was with the Tulane Hullabaloo (student newspaper) the student government guy in charge of student media came into our office and asked "When do you guys put out?"

Last I heard the Hullabaloo's unofficial slogan was still "We put out on Fridays".

steelwall 05-17-2009 06:50 PM

Re: Embarrassed Preacher...
 
Preacher!!!!!! My goodness, be a bit more descrete next time....

Seriously that is funny....

HometownGal 05-17-2009 06:55 PM

Re: Embarrassed Preacher...
 
Why Father - you dirty ole' man you! :chuckle::wink02:

If I were that woman, I would have simply replied "well that depends on how much you are going to give". :chuckle:

JEFF4i 05-17-2009 09:19 PM

Re: Embarrassed Preacher...
 
Preacher, I would've killed to be there.

Preacher 05-18-2009 03:44 AM

Re: Embarrassed Preacher...
 
The saving grace... or not so saving... is that my wife was sitting right there too. SHe just shook her head and laughed.

Galax Steeler 05-18-2009 04:39 AM

Re: Embarrassed Preacher...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Preacher (Post 606526)
So I am in a meeting last night (church start meeting). We were talking about finances and how much it will cost to keep having meals at our meetings.

I looked over at the young lady who is hosting the meeting and asked her, WITHIN THIS CONTEXT...

"So how much do you put out?"

She looked at me... and then her face got all strange, as she was trying to stifle the hysteria in laughter that was about to ensue...

OOPS.

Thank goodness she is my wife's best friend and KNEW what I meant.

It's a good thing she didn't take you seriously.:toofunny:

revefsreleets 05-19-2009 09:26 AM

Re: Embarrassed Preacher...
 
Reminds me of a joke...which is too long to relate, but which has the punchline...

"Only 6 women?"

"Hey! That's not bad for the priest of a small parrish!"

Godfather 05-19-2009 09:56 AM

Re: Embarrassed Preacher...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by revefsreleets (Post 607125)
Reminds me of a joke...which is too long to relate, but which has the punchline...

"Only 6 women?"

"Hey! That's not bad for the priest of a small parrish!"

Are you thinking of the Golf Genie or another joke with a similar punchline?


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