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3 to be 4 01-14-2006 06:43 AM

Quandry
 
after a month the wife says "tonight at 8 we're locking the door (so the 6 and 2 year old cant get in) and having sex"

tonight??? but...but....its the playoffs????

Livinginthe past 01-14-2006 07:12 AM

Re: Quandry
 
C'mon 3 of 4...how much are you likely to miss?

The kick-off isnt that important anyway! :dancing:

NM

3 to be 4 01-14-2006 08:07 AM

Re: Quandry
 
thats true, most of the best action comes later.

same with the football game!

what if i scream out Brady's name?!?!

Livinginthe past 01-14-2006 08:25 AM

Re: Quandry
 
How can your wife not expect the odd freudian slip when your whole bedroom is covered in Pats gear?

There is nothing like having a quick look at a picture of BB to 'delay the final play of the game and take it in to overtime' :yikes:

NM

3 to be 4 01-14-2006 08:29 AM

Re: Quandry
 
in the old days a good "delay tactic" was imagining Nomar fielding a popup. ya know? think baseball?
trouble was he usually dropped it.


this might be TMI

Brady12 01-14-2006 10:05 AM

Re: Quandry
 
Have fun 3 to 4 lol.

tony hipchest 01-14-2006 10:41 AM

Re: Quandry
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 to be 4
after a month the wife says "tonight at 8 we're locking the door (so the 6 and 2 year old cant get in) and having sex"

tonight??? but...but....its the playoffs????

that is quite a quandry. tough one. you must ask yourself....... WWBD?

what would bruschi do?

then the answer becomes obvious. you must take your wife to denver, roll out the sleeping bag on the 50 yd line, extend the pre game ceremonies by 15 minutes and preform the deed in front of 70,000 screaming, cheering, jealous fans. then before the cheers die down, deliver the superbaby that would come to full term 2 minutes later, give him a helmet, substitute him in for brady and sit back and watch as your son, has the greatest playoff preformance of any qb in history.

Prosdo 01-14-2006 10:44 AM

Re: Quandry
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 to be 4
this might be TMI

Might....? lol

Cape Cod Steel Head 01-14-2006 11:18 AM

Re: Quandry
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 to be 4
after a month the wife says "tonight at 8 we're locking the door (so the 6 and 2 year old cant get in) and having sex"

tonight??? but...but....its the playoffs????

Put the remote in the bed and accidentally roll over it in the heat of passion. Make sure you turn the volume down and have it on the correct channel first.

3 to be 4 01-14-2006 11:23 AM

Re: Quandry
 
"how did that happen?!?! I swear, honey..........."


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