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TroysBadDawg 02-22-2010 07:52 AM

wife has a headache
 
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.

Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. She sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."

"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.

As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "aren't you Officer Fenwick of the 8th District?"

"Yes, I am," said the officer.

"Well, then, what in the world are you doing in the Fire Chief's uniform?"

steelerdude15 02-22-2010 02:57 PM

Re: wife has a headache
 
That's pretty good. :chuckle:

supa_fly_steeler 02-22-2010 07:49 PM

Re: wife has a headache
 
:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

NJarhead 02-22-2010 07:51 PM

Re: wife has a headache
 
Damn, that's just wrong. :chuckle:


Reminded me of this useful concept:

Husband: "Honey, would you like some aspirin for your headache?"

Wife: "Huh? I don't have a headache.?.?"

Husband: "Oh, then you don't have an excuse either." :chuckle:

TroysBadDawg 02-22-2010 09:18 PM

Re: wife has a headache
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheWarDen86 (Post 774898)
Damn, that's just wrong. :chuckle:


Reminded me of this useful concept:

Husband: "Honey, would you like some aspirin for your headache?"

Wife: "Huh? I don't have a headache.?.?"

Husband: "Oh, then you don't have an excuse either." :chuckle:

:drink::drink::drink::rofl::rofl:


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