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TroysBadDawg 02-25-2010 10:01 AM

two lawyers golfing
 
Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they're off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.

''Help me find my ball. Look over there,'' he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Amanpreet secretly pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. ''I've found my ball!'' he announces.

''After all of the years we've been partners and playing together," Jon says, "you'd cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?''

''What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!''

''And you're a liar, too!'' Jon says. ''I'll have you know I've been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!''

Nadroj 20 02-25-2010 10:46 AM

Re: two lawyers golfing
 
:rofl: thats good

SCSTILLER 02-25-2010 02:04 PM

Re: two lawyers golfing
 
Thats a good one. Forwarding to my lawyer friend now, he will get a rise out of it.

SteelersMongol 02-25-2010 07:08 PM

Re: two lawyers golfing
 
:chuckle:

Galax Steeler 02-26-2010 04:09 AM

Re: two lawyers golfing
 
That's funny:rofl:

Vincent 02-26-2010 04:51 AM

Re: two lawyers golfing
 
Having had an attorney as a partner, I can attest to the plausibility of this story.

Texasteel 02-26-2010 07:54 AM

Re: two lawyers golfing
 
Thats good.

Maybe we should start a lawyer joke only thread.


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