Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough and after a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, “Kin ya swaller?” The woman shakes her head no. then he asks “Kin ya Breathe?” The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbillie walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress,yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her asshole a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction files out of her mouth. As she begins to breath again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says “Ya know, I’d heard of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneauver” but I aint niver seed nobody do it!”
Re: Two Hillbillies
That is a good one :applaudit:
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