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xfl2001fan 03-12-2010 05:17 PM

Religious Jokes
 
If you're offended easily, take a walk...these are low.
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A pair of twins (one a Catholic Priest, the other a Biker) got together every Sunday to have a late lunch together. On one particularly busy Sunday, the Priest was still giving confessions when his brother arrived...and he really needed to use the bathroom. So, he asked his brother to stand in for the last two confessions.

He agrees and steps into the little room.

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I cheated on my wife by allowing a lady at work to give me oral sex," says the first man.

At this, the brother is completely lost, not knowing how many "Hail Mary's" are involved. So he pokes his head out of his door and calls the alter boy over.

"Hey kid, what does a blow job cost around here," he asks?

The little kid looks up sadly and in a pitiful voice answer, "We usually get a Snickers."

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang up the picture (Told you it was low).

Corey120120 03-17-2010 06:49 PM

Re: Religious Jokes
 
The snickers one is hilarious

Preacher 03-20-2010 12:01 AM

Re: Religious Jokes
 
snickers one was bad... and yeah, I laughed.

funkyguypk 03-22-2010 05:39 AM

Re: Religious Jokes
 
hahaha:wink02:


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