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Vincent 04-08-2010 11:02 AM

72 VIRGINIANS
 
When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, "leader".

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said"....."You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"

7SteelGal43 04-08-2010 12:01 PM

Re: 72 VIRGINIANS
 
:thumbsup::applaudit::chuckle:

SCSTILLER 04-08-2010 12:02 PM

Re: 72 VIRGINIANS
 
:toofunny:

vasteeler 04-08-2010 04:58 PM

Re: 72 VIRGINIANS
 
ill be one of the other 66

Vincent 04-08-2010 10:46 PM

Re: 72 VIRGINIANS
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VASTEELER (Post 795242)
ill be one of the other 66

I'd move to Virginia just to watch.

Galax Steeler 04-09-2010 04:04 AM

Re: 72 VIRGINIANS
 
Good one.:applaudit:

Venom 04-09-2010 05:54 AM

Re: 72 VIRGINIANS
 
Nicccccceeeeeeeeeee

SteelersMongol 04-09-2010 10:32 AM

Re: 72 VIRGINIANS
 
U guys r terrible.:doh: :chuckle:

SMR 04-19-2010 09:03 PM

Re: 72 VIRGINIANS
 
:rofl:


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