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SCSTILLER 04-19-2010 06:28 AM

Can you drive a truck?
 
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel" pick up
your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said," Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.

I got so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...I
called the suicide hotline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

wdsteel 04-19-2010 12:06 PM

Re: Can you drive a truck?
 
:capt:

BIGBENFASTWILLIE 04-19-2010 12:18 PM

Re: Can you drive a truck?
 
Taxes raised? Don't think so.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_1...48-503544.html

http://mediamatters.org/research/201004150075

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_460559.html

SCSTILLER 04-19-2010 05:59 PM

Re: Can you drive a truck?
 
Really, you do know this is the FunHouse right? It is called a joke: something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce. Try teaching that to your students so all will understand that not everything is to be taken seriously:thumbsup:. If it was a serious article, news source, etc. I would have posted it in the Locker Room. Question, can you drive a truck?

SMR 04-19-2010 06:46 PM

Re: Can you drive a truck?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SCSTILLER (Post 803816)
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel" pick up
your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said," Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.

I got so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...I
called the suicide hotline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

:chuckle::applaudit:

BIGBENFASTWILLIE 04-20-2010 09:17 PM

Re: Can you drive a truck?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SCSTILLER (Post 804237)
Really, you do know this is the FunHouse right? It is called a joke: something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce. Try teaching that to your students so all will understand that not everything is to be taken seriously:thumbsup:. If it was a serious article, news source, etc. I would have posted it in the Locker Room. Question, can you drive a truck?

I'm sorry. I didn't know that you were funny! :hunch:

Venom 04-21-2010 05:54 AM

Re: Can you drive a truck?
 
Libs have no sense of humor when it comes down to their God Obama

SCSTILLER 04-21-2010 06:43 AM

Re: Can you drive a truck?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Venom (Post 805598)
Libs have no sense of humor when it comes down to their God Obama

That's the truth!


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