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SCSTILLER 04-20-2010 06:33 AM

Male or Female?
 
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

steelerdude15 04-20-2010 02:51 PM

Re: Male or Female?
 
A couple of them were pretty funny. :chuckle:

stb_steeler 09-21-2010 07:56 PM

Re: Male or Female?
 
:doh::applaudit::hatsoff:

stb_steeler 09-23-2010 04:52 PM

Re: Male or Female?
 
who knows in todays world......lol http://i831.photobucket.com/albums/z...teeler/065.jpg


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