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Buddha Bus 04-01-2011 11:58 AM

The Word Processor.
 
Got a funny word or saying you'd like to share? Slap it in here and discuss if you'd like. Random words you find funny or have silly definitions for are highly encouraged. Make up your own words or definitions if you like.


From the Urban Dictionary:

1. Vaginamite:
(N.) - Bomb ass *****
1.) Yeah man did you see that girl at the party she was vaginamite, but I was too trashed to remember her name...

2.) That babe looks like she'd be vaginamite I'd bang her six ways from Sunday.
by G69 May 9, 2005 share this

2. vaginamite:
having, causing, or pertaining to explosive, diva-like, womanly energy
Suggested Use:
1) Ain't nobody dancin' at this party!! Some bitch best throw out a stick of vaginamite!!

2) I'm about two seconds from bustin' out a 30-lb. keg of vaginamite on yo' ass!!

Pun Potential:
That bitch ain't no fun. Her vaginamite be all rotten.

Buddha Bus 04-01-2011 11:59 AM

Re: The Word Processor.
 
From the Urban Dictionary:

Mexican waffle:
the act of shitting in one of those egg crate things on a dorm bed and then making the bed over it (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "hot pocket", "trunk muffin")
That guy pissed me off last night so I snuck in his room and left him a Mexican waffle.

Buddha Bus 04-01-2011 11:59 AM

Re: The Word Processor.
 
From the Urban Dictionary:

Defensive Eating:
Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.
Matt’s mother-in-law unexpectedly arrived with a delicious dinner immediately after Matt finished a 12-inch sub. In order to prevent his wife from getting the surprise meal, he used defensive eating to consume the additional food.

Wallace108 04-01-2011 06:16 PM

Re: The Word Processor.
 
From http://www.inherentlyfunny.com

Slangwhanger
(n.) A loud abusive speaker or obnoxious writer.

1. We have a few slangwhangers here at SF.

Wallace108 04-01-2011 06:19 PM

Re: The Word Processor.
 
From www.inherentlyfunny.com

Pusillanimous
(adj.) Timid; lacking in courage or resolution.

1. He refused to go with us. He's pusillanimous.

SteelCityMom 04-01-2011 07:08 PM

Re: The Word Processor.
 
From Sniglets

Baldage (bald' aj) - n. The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.

Bixplex (biks' pleks) - n. Psychological block in which a person cannot choose which color of disposable lighter to purchase.

Bovilexia (bo vil eks' e uh) - n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!" every time you pass a cow.

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Charp (charp) - n. The green, mutant potato chip found in every bag.


Cheedle (chee' dul) - n. The residue left on one's fingertips after consuming a bag of Cheetos.


Discolexic - a person who likes music by the "Gee Bees"

Droot (drewt) - n. A Dorito with an unnatural fold in it.

Essoasso - n. any person who drives through a corner gas station to avoid stopping at the intersection.

Buddha Bus 04-01-2011 08:11 PM

Re: The Word Processor.
 
From the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=derp

1. derp:
A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made. Brought to life in the South Park series, when Mr. Derp made a guest apperance at South Park Elementary as the chef for a day, followed by hitting himself in the head with a hammer and exclaiming "Derp!"

2. derp:
A word utterred when one screws up. origin: Matt Stone and Trey Parker in BASEketball. Used as an interjection.
(Imagine a scene where a guy is sniffing a girl's underwear, only to discover it is her mom's) DERP!

3. derp:
1: The word that describes a particularly retarded face: A retarded smile, and the eyes pointing in different directions.

2: A word merely used as filler
1: Used in a picture (let's use the megaman image just for the hell of it), derp is the quintessential word for itself. 'Nuff said.

2: Person 1: "So... I'm bored"

*5 minutes later*

Person 1: "Derp..."

Person 2: "Yeah"

Buddha Bus 04-02-2011 01:49 PM

Re: The Word Processor.
 
Club cracker:
A racist white guy who loves to go out dancing.

Wallace108 04-03-2011 07:29 AM

Re: The Word Processor.
 
From the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=derp

pizzarrhea

The sudden onset of diarrhea by means of the consumption of pizza, be it bad or otherwise.
I got mad pizzarrhea from that janky corner joint the other day.

Buddha Bus 04-03-2011 09:38 AM

Re: The Word Processor.
 
From the Urban Dictionary:http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...procrastibator

1. Procrastibator:
Procrastibator comes from the words procrastinator and masterbate and means to procrastinate by masterbating. Usually, this is one of the most common and more enjoyable forms of procrastination, but can also be incredibly dangerous to the work "at hand."
Jeff: Make sure you write tonight... and don't jack off or watch TV.
Hunter: Are you calling me a procrastibator?

2. Procrastibator:
A person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing 'instant gratification activities' instead.

I am such a procrastibator - I didn't get my assignment done all weekend and now I'm all sore.
gratification procrastination lazy compulsive normal

3. Procrastibator:
Someone who procrastinates and puts off their obligation to masturbate.
Man, I was in front of my computer for 8 hours last night and I didn't fap until right before I fell asleep. I'm such a procrastibator.


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