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Buddha Bus 04-01-2011 09:09 PM

Life's Great Mysteries.
 
Got a question about the world that has you scratching your head? Ask it here. Maybe we'll get some damned answers! :chuckle:

Buddha Bus 04-01-2011 09:09 PM

Re: Life's Great Mysteries.
 
* If 7-11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?

* How do porcupines have sex?

* Who the hell drinks near-beer?

* How do you tell when sour cream goes bad?

* What is so awesome about sliced bread?

* What's the youngest you can be to die of old age?

Buddha Bus 04-01-2011 09:10 PM

Re: Life's Great Mysteries.
 
Who created God?

stlrtruck 04-01-2011 09:31 PM

Re: Life's Great Mysteries.
 
Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why do people say 6 in one hand and half a dozen in the other when it's really 5 in one hand and half of ten in the other?

stlrtruck 04-01-2011 11:13 PM

Re: Life's Great Mysteries.
 
And why in basketball do they say, "Good Hard Foul"?

MattsMe 04-02-2011 12:31 AM

Re: Life's Great Mysteries.
 
If teflon is so nonstick, how do they keep it stuck to the bottom of the frying pan?

If a fly lost its wings, would it be called a walk?

If a turtle lost its shell, would it be naked or homeless?

And the greatest mystery of all...

Where the hell is Tony Hipchest?

ricardisimo 04-02-2011 01:52 AM

Re: Life's Great Mysteries.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MattsMe (Post 926092)
If teflon is so nonstick, how do they keep it stuck to the bottom of the frying pan?

If a fly lost its wings, would it be called a walk?

If a turtle lost its shell, would it be naked or homeless?

And the greatest mystery of all...

Where the hell is Tony Hipchest?

I'm not sure which applies best to Tony's case:
http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/300W...y_CallMePo.jpg
http://www.fistofblog.com/wp-content...eres_waldo.jpg

Buddha Bus 04-02-2011 02:03 AM

Re: Life's Great Mysteries.
 
What the f*ck is this thing?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2368/...8834aa0d41.jpg

vasteeler 04-02-2011 09:37 AM

Re: Life's Great Mysteries.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Buddha Bus (Post 926100)

I dont know but i crapped out something similar this morning

Buddha Bus 04-02-2011 11:56 AM

Re: Life's Great Mysteries.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VASTEELER (Post 926108)
I dont know but i crapped out something similar this morning


VA, I think you'd better go see a doctor! :horror:


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