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Hayeksheroes 04-26-2011 01:09 PM

Replace them all
 
Just reading this and other boards, the Steelers have a need for every position. Too bad they have only 7 picks. It looks like they could use 53.

Kemo - lost the superbowl - out
Ben is has off field issues- out
Harrison - hits too hard - out
Ward is a better dancer - out
Mendenhall fumbled to lose the SB - Out
Ike wants more $$$ - out
Farrior - slow and old - out
Polamalu is injury prone - out.
Mike wallace - not Jerry Rice - Out
Heath Miller - Injury Prone - Out
Starks - Where is he by the way - Out
Hampton - Too fat - Out
Keisel - Beardless - out
Aarron Smith - Bicep problem - Out
McFadden and Gay - Slow and blind - out
Will Clark - Spleen less - out
Woodley - Too much time spent on Facebook - out
Timmons - Not enough sacks - Out

Well there you have it. The steelers will win with every pick. :wink02::wink02::wink02:

PhantomJB93 04-26-2011 01:20 PM

Re: Replace them all
 
Who is this "Will Clark" you speak of? :chuckle:

stlrtruck 04-26-2011 01:21 PM

Re: Replace them all
 
You Forgot to change coaches too!

SoCalFan 04-26-2011 01:30 PM

Re: Replace them all
 
Sounds good!Lets change our colors to dark brown and take on the name stoolers while your at it...NOT,get real dude!!!

kirklandrules 04-26-2011 02:33 PM

Re: Replace them all
 
Your assessment of Hampton is too harsh. While you may see a fat, chubby whale-bellied man, I see a victim. You see an elephant-ass and I see a man caught in the shortcomings of the food industry with it's failure to create a tasty turkey burger.

Buddha Bus 04-26-2011 02:53 PM

Re: Replace them all
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PhantomJB93 (Post 927395)
Who is this "Will Clark" you speak of? :chuckle:

:doh:

He played first base for the Giants, Rangers and Orioles, of course! :chuckle:

(I didn't realize he didn't have a spleen though.) :hunch: :wink02:

55BaileyFan 04-26-2011 04:21 PM

Re: Replace them all
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Buddha Bus (Post 927407)
:doh:

He played first base for the Giants, Rangers and Orioles, of course! :chuckle:

(I didn't realize he didn't have a spleen though.) :hunch: :wink02:

I thought that name sounded familiar!

thumper 04-26-2011 05:35 PM

Re: Replace them all
 
Big Ben - single-handily lost the SB. Plus a pig to women. Out.
Hines Ward - Now a dancer. OUT
Heath Miller - Fumbled to lose that one game. OUT
Mendenhall - Fumble final death nail in SB loss. OUT
Pouncy - Too injury prone. OUT
Wallace - One trick pony, can only go deep. OUT
Kemo - sloppy and sucks at pass protection. OUT
Foster and all back ups - suck. OUT
Sander and Brown - Will experience sophomore slumps. OUT
Randel El - Too old. OUT
Hampton - Immense fat ass. OUT
Farrior - Old man. OUT
Timmons - Flies around and runs by everyone. OUT
Harrison - He can stay
Woodley - OK to stay
Ike - gone in free agency. OUT
Gay - plays too gay. OUT
Polamalu - Hurt all the time. OUT
Clark - Can't cover anyone. OUT
Keisel - Beard too freaky. OUT
Aaron Smith - Too old. OUT
McFadden - most picked on defender. OUT

Hayeksheroes 04-26-2011 05:54 PM

Re: Replace them all
 
I confused Will Allen and Ryan Clark. Sorry. Nice post Thumper.

fer522 04-26-2011 08:30 PM

Re: Replace them all
 
Bruce Arian--- a fuc@$&g fool
No joke:banging:


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