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Lyn 05-24-2006 01:44 PM

3rd Grade Recess
 
Three third graders, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a kid from Rabun County, are in the playground at recess. One of them suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.

"Okay." They all agree.

The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
"That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer.

Not to be outdone, the Hillbilly kid whips his out. It is by far the biggest.

That night, eating dinner at home, the Hillbilly kid's mother asks him what he did at school that day.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book .. and during recess, my friends and I played Let's see who has the largest weenie.

"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.

"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a redneck. Is that true, Mom?"

Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-three.

RoethlisBURGHer 05-24-2006 02:27 PM

Re: 3rd Grade Recess
 
lmmfao!

clevestinks 05-24-2006 03:28 PM

Re: 3rd Grade Recess
 
I know him, he is 24 now its PhyschoWard86

shimmysteelerfan 05-24-2006 03:30 PM

Re: 3rd Grade Recess
 
where do you get these from? Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

melroseplace 05-24-2006 07:06 PM

Re: 3rd Grade Recess
 
haha that's pretty funny stuff

Lyn 05-24-2006 08:00 PM

Re: 3rd Grade Recess
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmysteelerfan
where do you get these from? Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I know quite a few people and I get alot of email. Some of the jokes are subpar at best and the ones that make me laugh, I share.


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