Polite Way To Say, "I gotta Pee."
 

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Justa minute I have to
go pee. The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude
and impolite.

What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?"
"I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted

Re: Polite Way To Say, "I gotta Pee."
 

I have heard that before

still funny as hell

Re: Polite Way To Say, "I gotta Pee."
 

Oh Johnny went to "Drain the Main Vein" well atleast thats what Johnny calls it!

Re: Polite Way To Say, "I gotta Pee."
 

my ex gave me this phrase "I gotta pee like a big dog" she was kinda funny. in a bulimic kind of way.

Re: Polite Way To Say, "I gotta Pee."
 

:sofunny:

Re: Polite Way To Say, "I gotta Pee."
 

Too funny Lyn!