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Lyn 06-04-2006 12:55 PM

Maude & Mable
 
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.? One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues
smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore
and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of
strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately
asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

clevestinks 06-04-2006 03:27 PM

Re: Maude & Mable
 
Is camel size suppose to be funny?? Don`t all us men by camel size?????

MattsMe 06-04-2006 04:35 PM

Re: Maude & Mable
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by clevestinks
Is camel size suppose to be funny?? Don`t all us men by camel size?????

That's what I thought too.
Although sometimes the camel size feels a little snug. :sofunny: :rolleyes:


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