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Ohio Steeler 06-05-2006 02:58 AM

A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus - and walked over to inspect it closer.

As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her.

Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed.

There standing behind her was a salesman, with a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you're gonna shit when you hear the price.

clevestinks 06-05-2006 05:40 AM

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Fuuny, and well worth the read!

Lyn 06-05-2006 05:48 AM

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That is funny..........thanks for sharing

shimmysteelerfan 06-05-2006 10:26 AM

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awesome, that is great!

qtk1 06-05-2006 12:41 PM

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:rofl: thats great man.

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