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Lyn 06-06-2006 06:00 PM

Cutting The Grass
 
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair; drinking a beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this
that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."


I took a drink from my Coors, wiped the cold foam from my lips, I lifted my darkened Ray Bans and stared directly at this nosy bitch and calmly replied... .

"I am, and that's why she cuts the grass."

blackvelvet 06-06-2006 06:45 PM

Re: Cutting The Grass
 
ha, that made my entire week!

PisnNapalm 06-06-2006 07:34 PM

Re: Cutting The Grass
 
LMAO!!!

tony hipchest 06-06-2006 07:50 PM

Re: Cutting The Grass
 
why did God invent woman? because sheep cant cook

3 to be 4 06-06-2006 08:00 PM

Re: Cutting The Grass
 
theres a comment about mowing the lawn that is just waiting there to be said.

Stlrs4Life 06-06-2006 09:57 PM

Re: Cutting The Grass
 
LMFAO!!!! Good one!

MattsMe 06-06-2006 11:32 PM

Re: Cutting The Grass
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 to be 4
theres a comment about mowing the lawn that is just waiting there to be said.

There's another one about trimming the bushes, but I'll leave it alone.


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