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Lyn 06-09-2006 01:27 PM

An Italian Boy's Confession
 
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.

The priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
Yes, Father it is.

And who was the woman you were with?
I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.

Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Tina Minetti?
I cannot say.

Was it Teresa Volpe?
I'll never tell.

Was it Nina Capeli?
I'm sorry but I cannot name her.

Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed.

Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi and I admire that.

But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, What'd you get?

Four months vacation and five good leads.

83-Steelers-43 06-09-2006 01:28 PM

Re: An Italian Boy's Confession
 
:sofunny:

That was good.

blackvelvet 06-09-2006 04:50 PM

Re: An Italian Boy's Confession
 
I've heard that jokes plenty of times, and it never gets old!

Lyn 06-11-2006 09:35 PM

Re: An Italian Boy's Confession
 
I never happen to hear it before! LOL

Stlrs4Life 06-11-2006 09:36 PM

Re: An Italian Boy's Confession
 
LMAO! Sounds familiar!

DIESELMAN 06-22-2006 12:54 PM

Re: An Italian Boy's Confession
 
LMAO!!..........That was good!!


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