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Lyn 06-10-2006 09:50 PM

Butt Measurements
 
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"


The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that nigh t in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks.



She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?

SteelShooter 06-11-2006 02:33 AM

Re: Butt Measurements
 
......................LMAO!....................... ..


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