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Ohio Steeler 06-16-2006 04:27 AM

Redneck 911 Call
 
A couple of redneck hunters are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck starts to panic, then
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

lamberts-lost-tooth 06-16-2006 05:19 AM

Re: Redneck 911 Call
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ohio Steeler
A couple of Bengals are out "Night shopping"
when one of them falls to the ground.
A.J doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other Bengal starts to panic, then
whips out his stolen cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

Chris Henry comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"


awww...NOW it seems more realistic.

CAH 06-16-2006 10:06 AM

Re: Redneck 911 Call
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA

geran42o 06-18-2006 09:10 AM

Re: Redneck 911 Call
 
LMFAO that was funny

BlackNGold203 06-18-2006 12:42 PM

Re: Redneck 911 Call
 
LMAO...classic stuff

SteelerzGirl 06-18-2006 07:51 PM

Re: Redneck 911 Call
 
So now I know Dick Cheney knows how to dial 911! :sofunny:

SteelShooter 06-18-2006 08:18 PM

Re: Redneck 911 Call
 
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SteelCityMan786 06-18-2006 08:29 PM

Re: Redneck 911 Call
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ohio Steeler
A couple of redneck hunters are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck starts to panic, then
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

LOL, I needed a laugh on my birthday ohiosteeler

DIESELMAN 06-22-2006 01:44 PM

Re: Redneck 911 Call
 
LMAO.......Damn good joke!!


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