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Ohio Steeler 06-16-2006 04:29 AM

OSAMA & THE GENIE
 
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a
bottle along the way and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile
said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant, unworthy, daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I
am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked Bin Laden.

The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will
be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of
the woman and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women
in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!" The annoyed
genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.



His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health
insurance.




God is good.

CAH 06-16-2006 10:04 AM

Re: OSAMA & THE GENIE
 
That's a start for what I wish on the guy. Funny Give it an A :toofunny:

Lyn 07-09-2006 12:50 AM

Re: OSAMA & THE GENIE
 
LOL that is hysterical! :)

floodcitygirl 07-09-2006 01:54 AM

Re: OSAMA & THE GENIE
 
Good one Ohio Steeler! :sofunny:

SteelersMongol 07-09-2006 07:41 AM

Re: OSAMA & THE GENIE
 
Ha ha ha. Very nice. Well, I understand the Hillary Clinton part, but who are the other two (Lorena Bobbitt & Tonya Harding)? :smile: I don't think I've heard them before. :Smile:


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