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Blitzburgh55 06-22-2006 09:39 PM

Yo Mamma Jokes
 
Post one's you made up or just your favorites

One i made:
Yo mamma is so fat she came over my house and i had to pay for shipping
Your mom is like my lawn filled with mexicans every friday
My Faviorte:
Your mom is like the ocean, huge and filled with cubans

section514 06-23-2006 09:05 AM

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your momma is so fat, when she sits down, she is a foot taller

PisnNapalm 06-23-2006 10:07 AM

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Yo mama is so fat.... she takes 3 commercials to walk past the tv.

DIESELMAN 06-23-2006 11:18 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PisnNapalm
Yo mama is so fat.... she takes 3 commercials to walk past the tv.

LMAO

DIESELMAN 06-23-2006 11:25 AM

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

BengalBrian 06-23-2006 11:27 AM

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Yo momma so stupid, when yo daddy suggests doggie style, she runs out to the backyard and licks her balls

BlackNGold203 06-23-2006 11:30 AM

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Yo momma so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

tony hipchest 06-23-2006 02:24 PM

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my favorite: your mommas bush is so thick Moses couldnt part it.

your mommas so fat the whales take up charity to save HER. they even have bumper stickers on their fins that say "save yo' momma"

you momma is so fat she needs to wear an asteroid belt to hold her pants up

your momma is so fat she eats a tomahawk missle like a hotdog and then lets out a loud belch when it explodes.

you mommas so fat she eats a giant bowl of donuts for breakfast but thinks theyre cheerios

your mommas so fat she uses a sheep for a tampon

shes so fat she thinks a watermellon is a tic tac

DIESELMAN 06-23-2006 07:33 PM

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Yo mama is so fat when someone gets on her their ears pop....

Yo mama is so fat when they get off her they have to rollover 5 times.....

Black@Gold Forever32 06-23-2006 07:38 PM

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Yo mama so fat she uses Mexico as a tanning bed.


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