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DIESELMAN 06-24-2006 06:03 PM

Dogs and Cats.....
 
What is a Dog?

1. Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.

3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.

4. They growl when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play, they want to play.

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7. They are great at begging.

8. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

9. They leave their toys everywhere.

10. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: Dogs are men in little fur coats.


What is a Cat?

1. Cats do what they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3. They're totally unpredictable.

4. They whine when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play, they want to be alone.

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8. They're moody.

9. They leave hair everywhere.

10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in little fur coats.

clevestinks 06-24-2006 09:04 PM

Re: Dogs and Cats.....
 
Funny Cats= Women! LOL

BlackNGold203 06-24-2006 09:53 PM

Re: Dogs and Cats.....
 
LMAO....so true!!!!

(Especially the rubbing of the tummies.....)

:dancing:


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