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DIESELMAN 06-26-2006 06:49 AM

Melissa.....
 
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's
Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God
get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad.

Who do you want to give a Valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd
love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to
tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found
pride.

"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, then we could shoot the ****er."

clevestinks 06-26-2006 02:17 PM

Re: Melissa.....
 
Melissa is one smart gal!

BlackNGold203 06-26-2006 02:27 PM

Re: Melissa.....
 
Melissa!!...YOU GO GIRL!!!

CAH 06-29-2006 09:17 AM

Re: Melissa.....
 
Send him the cards. LMAO

MattsMe 06-29-2006 07:59 PM

Re: Melissa.....
 
:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: Cute kid.

Lyn 06-29-2006 08:09 PM

Re: Melissa.....
 
LOL I like the way she thinks!~

kmsteelerwr15 06-29-2006 08:35 PM

Re: Melissa.....
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I cant stop laughing!!!!

SteelerFanInCA 06-30-2006 03:47 PM

Re: Melissa.....
 
Way to go Melissa.

SteelersMongol 06-30-2006 06:39 PM

Re: Melissa.....
 
Real American and a patriot. :smile:

Derek 06-30-2006 09:47 PM

Re: Melissa.....
 
Melissa, I wish I knew you.


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