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Lyn 06-26-2006 10:40 PM

US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES
 
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting
unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi,
Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be
dropped into Iraq and will be given the following facts about Terrorists:


1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.



This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

DIESELMAN 06-26-2006 11:47 PM

Re: US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES
 
Oh Hell Yeah!!!!!

SteelersMongol 06-30-2006 06:48 PM

Re: US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES
 
Oh my God. This is funny. I like these kind of patriotic jokes.

Dynasty 07-06-2006 07:21 PM

Re: US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES
 
omg that was so great... and it would be even better if it was real!!!

SteelersMongol 07-09-2006 11:41 AM

Re: US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES
 
Actually when the war started I was thinking the US should dump all of its most dangerous criminals and death-row-inmates in the middle of Baghdad or Fallujah with AK47s, before going into the city. :smile: I'm sure they would make it out with heavy casualty on the insurgents.

floodcitygirl 07-09-2006 12:06 PM

Re: US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES
 
OMG!!!!:rofl: Thanks! I needed that! :smile:


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