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83-Steelers-43 06-30-2006 05:21 PM

I SHOT THE DOG!!!
 
I Shot The Dog

A women was pregnant with triplets.

One day she goes into this bank as it was being held up. She gets shot 3 times in her stomach, but luckily she lives.

She goes to the doctor who tells her her children will be all right, one day the bullets will come out.

So 13 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says "MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the mother tells her the story.

The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, "MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHOOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"

On the third day the son comes out and says "MOM, MOM!" she goes "Let me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?" he replies "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"

DIESELMAN 06-30-2006 05:25 PM

Re: I SHOT THE DOG!!!
 
LOL......

SteelersMongol 06-30-2006 06:30 PM

Re: I SHOT THE DOG!!!
 
Ha ha ha. :smile: Funny.

BlackNGold203 06-30-2006 06:39 PM

Re: I SHOT THE DOG!!!
 
:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

LOL...good one

Derek 06-30-2006 09:48 PM

Re: I SHOT THE DOG!!!
 
Roffle copter. I love humor.

kmsteelerwr15 06-30-2006 10:32 PM

Re: I SHOT THE DOG!!!
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA...............WAit a minute a cant stop laughing......my eyes are tearing up.......anyway great joke!!!! that is hilarious.

MattsMe 06-30-2006 11:32 PM

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:sofunny: Good one.


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