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Lyn 07-07-2006 10:34 AM

Men Are Like :)..........
 
1. Men are like ... Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like ..Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ....Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ...Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores .. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ...Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like...Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like ... Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like...Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

lamberts-lost-tooth 07-07-2006 10:48 AM

Re: Men Are Like :)..........
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lyn
1. Men are like ... Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like ..Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ....Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ...Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores .. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ...Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like...Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like ... Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like...Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


And we are like mushrooms...which is why women leave us in the dark and feed us sh*t:smile:

BlackNGold203 07-07-2006 11:02 AM

Re: Men Are Like :)..........
 
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.


Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a ****.


Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop and ask for directions.

How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.



HEY WAIT!!!!

I'M A MAN!!!


:dang: :dang: :dang: :dang: :dang:

floodcitygirl 07-07-2006 11:56 AM

Re: Men Are Like :)..........
 
Lyn, I have 2 things to say, 1. :rofl: My sides are killing me! 2. I think I can feel retaliation in the air!!!

lamberts-lost-tooth 07-07-2006 12:32 PM

Re: Men Are Like :)..........
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by floodcitygirl
Lyn, I have 2 things to say, 1. :rofl: My sides are killing me! 2. I think I can feel retaliation in the air!!!

SEE!!! You two are buying into all the stereotype of men being belly scratching, beer guzzling apes with short attention-spans who.................okay what was I going to say?

BlackNGold203 07-07-2006 12:51 PM

Re: Men Are Like :)..........
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lamberts-lost-tooth
SEE!!! You two are buying into all the stereotype of men being belly scratching, beer guzzling apes with short attention-spans who.................okay what was I going to say?

Did someone say BEER!!??!!

Wait..what was this thread about???

*scratches belly and peels banana*

:angel:

Lyn 07-07-2006 12:52 PM

Re: Men Are Like :)..........
 
scratches other areas also )

section514 07-07-2006 01:05 PM

Re: Men Are Like :)..........
 
why are women's feet so small?

so they can stand closer to the sink

floodcitygirl 07-07-2006 02:23 PM

Re: Men Are Like :)..........
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by section514
why are women's feet so small?

so they can stand closer to the sink

And here I thought it was so you wouldn't have so much area to cover when you're kissing them!!!:hunch:

ARKIESTEEL 07-07-2006 02:33 PM

Re: Men Are Like :)..........
 
:rolleyes:
Quote:

Originally Posted by floodcitygirl
And here I thought it was so you wouldn't have so much area to cover when you're kissing them!!!:hunch:


All this time I thought we was supposed to kiss where the poop came out:sofunny:


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