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Lyn 07-08-2006 03:29 PM

Taliban Poetic Justice
 
Taliban poetic justice

My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?" Well, this sounds good to me. It would be true poetic justice:

Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Secret Service, Navy Seals, or whomever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.

Then we return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

floodcitygirl 07-08-2006 03:41 PM

Re: Taliban Poetic Justice
 
Good one!!! :sofunny:

SteelersMongol 07-08-2006 04:41 PM

Re: Taliban Poetic Justice
 
Oh, my God. Ha ha ha. I never thought of it. Another good one Lyn. :smile: Thanks.

83-Steelers-43 07-08-2006 04:50 PM

Re: Taliban Poetic Justice
 
While it's a good idea, I would rather see his bloated face on my tv during the evening news sprawled out and pumped full of American made shrapnel. Just my personal preference.

SteelShooter 07-09-2006 12:13 AM

Re: Taliban Poetic Justice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 83-Steelers-43
While it's a good idea, I would rather see his bloated face on my tv during the evening news sprawled out and pumped full of American made shrapnel. Just my personal preference.


OoRah!

SteelersMongol 07-09-2006 07:50 AM

Re: Taliban Poetic Justice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 83-Steelers-43
While it's a good idea, I would rather see his bloated face on my tv during the evening news sprawled out and pumped full of American made shrapnel. Just my personal preference.

If it was up to me, I'll sentence him with one slap from everyone in New York. Then I'll have him tied in a chair, and place him in one big castle-like building in New York. Then I'll let New Yorkers in, everyone get to slap him once. :smile: I don't think his head will be on his shoulder from slapping when he comes out.

Or I'll put in the middle of Central Park, and say "It will be just walk in the park, and if you reach the gate you'll be free" and see what will our fellow New Yorkers do to him. :smile:

No, I changed my mind. I'll just go with sex-transplant thingy from the original "sentence." LOL. :smile:


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