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SteelersfaninPhilly 07-26-2006 08:31 PM

A stop at an Irish Gas Station
 
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new
Mercedes into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical
Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is..."Top o' the mornin to ya."

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.
"So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimes the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything!"

kmsteelerwr15 07-26-2006 08:51 PM

Re: A stop at an Irish Gas Station
 
LMAO :sofunny:

floodcitygirl 07-26-2006 09:52 PM

Re: A stop at an Irish Gas Station
 
*Janis Joplin singing*...."Oh Lord, won't cha buy me a Mercedes Benz....." Good one! :sofunny:

SteelersfaninPhilly 07-27-2006 05:42 PM

Re: A stop at an Irish Gas Station
 
Thank you

HburgXL06 08-03-2006 03:21 AM

Re: A stop at an Irish Gas Station
 
Tsk tsk....doesn't anybody know that Tiger drives a Buick?

BuFu

Derek 08-03-2006 12:17 PM

Re: A stop at an Irish Gas Station
 
ROTFLMAO!

SteelCityMan786 08-03-2006 12:22 PM

Re: A stop at an Irish Gas Station
 
LMFAO Philly!


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