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Lyn 08-09-2006 09:56 AM

The Best Blonde Joke Ever
 
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Carolina arrived ..and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice, and yelled, "Come on, baby.... Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared a each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral ---

Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But, all men..... are men.

SteelCityMan786 08-09-2006 11:09 AM

Re: The Best Blonde Joke Ever
 
:rofl: nice one Lyn

floodcitygirl 08-09-2006 12:15 PM

Re: The Best Blonde Joke Ever
 
Lyn, I really appreciated that one!!! :sofunny:

BB2W 08-09-2006 06:41 PM

Re: The Best Blonde Joke Ever
 
That is funny... :laughing:

BlackNGold203 08-09-2006 07:03 PM

Re: The Best Blonde Joke Ever
 
LMAO...:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

I'm glad Lyn's back!!!!

Steeler in Carolina 11-12-2007 10:57 PM

Re: The Best Blonde Joke Ever
 
I like it.


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