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SteelersfaninPhilly 08-09-2006 09:40 PM

Adult toy
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front
door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few
feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and
grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk:
"Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we
do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy
aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo
inchesss tthiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?"

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo
ttturrrnnn ttthe sssunoooffabbitch offfff?"

BlackNGold203 08-09-2006 09:52 PM

Re: Adult toy
LOL.....good one!!!

SteelersFever 10-15-2012 01:35 AM

Re: Adult toy
haha, go **** yourself.

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