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MasterOfPuppets 12-03-2012 06:19 PM

Girl Bitten By Dolphin At SeaWorld
 
the wolves of the sea strike again !!!
don't believe all the propaganda about dolphins being intelligent and friendly. these creatures are blood thirsty beast that need to be exterminated ! killer whales got nothin on these guys.....:chuckle:

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seriously though , the parents are over reacting a bit. i'd be more pissed over gettin hit by a smart ass shit flinging monkey...
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs...opstories.html

when i was a kid (6th grade) there was a black bear in a cage at the city park. one of my classmates climbed under the chain link fence into the 3 ft or so buffer zone between the chainlink and the bars of the cage. he stuck his hand with a piece of chicken in it through the bars to the old bear. needless to say while going for the chicken , the morons hand also ended up in the bears mouth. the kid ended up with about 30 stitches , the bear ended up euthanized....

MACH1 12-03-2012 06:25 PM

Re: Girl Bitten By Dolphin At SeaWorld
 
At least she wasn't thrown down and taken advantage of.

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MasterOfPuppets 12-03-2012 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MACH1 (Post 1058461)
At least she wasn't thrown down and taken advantage of.

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i think someone has " trained" that uh ,porkus ....:uhh:

ps...dolphin makes tuna taste better.

Atlanta Dan 12-03-2012 06:52 PM

Re: Girl Bitten By Dolphin At SeaWorld
 
Too bad someone was not carrying a gun to shoot the dolphin - firearms are the solution to every problem

MasterOfPuppets 12-03-2012 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Atlanta Dan (Post 1058476)
Too bad someone was not carrying a gun to shoot the dolphin - firearms are the solution to every problem

indeed , everyone one of these dolphin exhibits should be secured with one of these...
you can never tell when "phin" will go rogue.
http://image.shutterstock.com/displa...at-3660274.jpg

Atlanta Dan 12-03-2012 08:15 PM

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Maybe the dolphin was upset about news of dolphin layoffs by the Navy and concerned SeaWorld might be interviewing some of the unemployed Navy dolphins as a potential replacement?:noidea:

In 2012, even dolphins are losing their jobs to robots.

The Navy has announced it plans to retire its fleet of mine-sleuthing dolphins by 2017. The 24 specially trained dolphins use their echolocation ability to detect active underwater mines and alert service personnel about them.

But the Navy has developed sleek sonar robots to uncover the mines, and it plans to phase out the flippered fleet over the next five years.

In all, the Navy commands 80 dolphins in its $24 million marine mammal program, which it likens to canine units in police departments. The retired dolphins in the mine program will be reassigned to different tasks.


http://www.slate.com/blogs/trending/...l_program.html

tony hipchest 12-03-2012 08:35 PM

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:idea:

dolphins with swords on their heads!

maybe mitt romney will hire them to be part of his protection detail "sea calvary" at his island retreat.

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Stu Pidasso 12-03-2012 09:09 PM

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Did somebody need help with a Dolphin? I have just the man:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb...upcjo1_500.jpg


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