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Lyn 08-14-2006 02:50 PM

Why Muslim Terrorists Are So Quick To Commit Sucide
 
Let's see now. . . .
-No Jesus
-No Christmas
-No television
-No cheerleaders
-No baseball
-No football
-No hockey
-No golf
-No tailgate parties
-No Wal-Mart
-No Home Depot
-No pork BBQ
-No hot dogs
-No burgers
-No chocolate chip cookies
-No lobster
-No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
-No gumbo
-No jambalaya
-No Beer
-Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
-Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
-Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
-More than one wife.
-You can't shave.
-Your wives can't shave.
-You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
-The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
-Your bride is picked by someone else.
-She smells just like your donkey.
-But your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

BlackNGold203 08-14-2006 02:57 PM

Re: Why Muslim Terrorists Are So Quick To Commit Sucide
 
-No football
-No tailgate parties
-No hot dogs
-No burgers
-No Beer

I almost feel bad for them....

NOT !!!!


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