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Lyn 08-23-2006 02:37 PM

Little Facts Everyone Should Know
-People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.

-Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.

-If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.

-The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.

-The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

-To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.

-Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

-Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in
a Porsche than in a Hyundai.

-Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.

-Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

-After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are
probably dead.

As usual, if you don't forward this to 10 of your friends within the next 5 minutes, your belly button will fall off. Really... it's true! Have I ever lied to you?

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