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Gnutella 07-08-2013 07:47 PM

How to expose a moron on an internet message board
 
HOW TO EXPOSE A MORON ON AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD

Step 1: Find an article related to Ben Roethlisberger.

Step 2: Search the comments section for comments similar to this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by citizenstrange
Roethlisberger can do everything except score points. The Steeler offense is consistently in the bottom 10 in points scored. It used to be OK because the Steeler defense could carry Roethlisberger on its back to five or six 13-9 wins every year but last year with Roethlisberger throwing so many game ending pick 7s and pick 3s that is no longer possible.

The Steelers defense was #1 in the entire NFL and Roethlisberger could not even get them into the playoffs. The year before he got way outplayed by Tim Tebow to go one and done.

Roethlisberger will be lucky to get three more playoff wins much less Super Bowl wins.

Step 3: Offer a well-reasoned, factual rebuttal.

Step 4: Wait for a reply similar to this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by citizenstrange
Opposing defenses stack 15 men in the box and DARE Roethlisberger to win with his arm. He can't. Last season Roethlisberger could not get a single win when the Steeler defense gave up over 17 points. The Steelers win or lose with their defense. Roethlisberger is just along for the ride at best. You are aware that Roethlisberger could not get a win in a HOME game of playoff like win or go home importance when the Steeler defense only gave up 6 points to the Bengals? That sucks right? No? That's "good?" Really? Roethlisberger is a bottom 10 quarterback. To compare him to Rodgers is what is not credible.

Step 5: Post a link to the article so others can have fun at his expense.

Have fun, everybody, and thank me later! :applaudit:

harrison'samonster 07-08-2013 07:51 PM

Re: How to expose a moron on an internet message board
 
i came into this thread afraid that maybe I'd been found out.

Gnutella 07-08-2013 07:59 PM

Re: How to expose a moron on an internet message board
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by harrison'samonster (Post 1140803)
i came into this thread afraid that maybe I'd been found out.

Do you believe that Ben Roethlisberger is a bottom-10 QB in the NFL? If the answer is 'no,' then you're safe...for now. :chuckle:

harrison'samonster 07-08-2013 08:06 PM

Re: How to expose a moron on an internet message board
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gnutella (Post 1140806)
Do you believe that Ben Roethlisberger is a bottom-10 QB in the NFL? If the answer is 'no,' then you're safe...for now. :chuckle:

well, i guess I'll just have to live in fear for now. :chuckle:

i run into people on the street who have some steelers gear on or something so I start talking to them about that Steelers. Now i'm not the most knowledgeable fan, nor am I the most technical analyzer of the game, but I am amazed at how little some people know and then just fill in blank spots with some made up crap that they think sounds great.

Fire Arians 07-08-2013 08:08 PM

Re: How to expose a moron on an internet message board
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gnutella (Post 1140806)
Do you believe that Ben Roethlisberger is a bottom-10 QB in the NFL? If the answer is 'no,' then you're safe...for now. :chuckle:

yes! pittsburgh sucks! browns for life!!!!! :chuckle:

VaDave 07-08-2013 08:10 PM

Re: How to expose a moron on an internet message board
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by harrison'samonster (Post 1140808)
well, i guess I'll just have to live in fear for now. :chuckle:

i run into people on the street who have some steelers gear on or something so I start talking to them about that Steelers. Now i'm not the most knowledgeable fan, nor am I the most technical analyzer of the game, but I am amazed at how little some people know and then just fill in blank spots with some made up crap that they think sounds great.

Rest assured, Cliff Klavin types abound in Steeler Nation as well.....:drink:

teegre 07-08-2013 08:26 PM

Re: How to expose a moron on an internet message board
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VaDave (Post 1140810)
Rest assured, Cliff Klavin types abound in Steeler Nation as well.....:drink:

It's a little-known fact that Nate Washington invented the peanut.

harrison'samonster 07-08-2013 08:30 PM

Re: How to expose a moron on an internet message board
 
BB is actually a shaved circus bear

Buddha Bus 07-08-2013 08:31 PM

Re: How to expose a moron on an internet message board
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by teegre (Post 1140813)
It's a little-known fact that Nate Washington invented the peanut.

And Dewayne Washington was our nation's first president. :scholar:

VaDave 07-08-2013 08:39 PM

Re: How to expose a moron on an internet message board
 
U Guys!!!:rofl:


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