[IowaSteeler927]

"Accepting that the end was near, the funny grandfather and great-grandfather said earlier in the day there was an upside to death: at least he wouldn't have to watch another Bengals loss"

Absolutely awesome.

In a man-to-man fight, the winner is he who is playing the Bengals. ~Erwin Rommel

Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle... except the Bengals. ~George Patton

Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul... the Bengals have very wrinkly souls. ~Douglas Macarthur

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the Bengals really that bad? ~Albert Einstein

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and the Bengals suck. ~Benjamin Franklin