Originally Posted by tony hipchest
so wrong but hilarious nontheless-
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Olympic officials shut down the aquatic center finding too much of Lochte's shit in the water.
After "failing" to win every racew he entered, pre-Olympics media darling and apparent meathead Ryan Lochte has become the official punching bag of the Olympics
•Michael Phelps out-dueled Ryan Lochte in the 200-meter individual medley to win his 16th Olympic gold and 20th medal overall. A heartbroken Lochte told reporters that he was really sad to finish second, since the other swimmers told him the gold medal is the only one with chocolate inside, and he still can't get the foil off of his 400 IM gold.