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Old 09-05-2012, 03:33 PM   #1
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Pittsburgh Steelers at Denver Broncos
Video of Brett Kiesel working on the game plan this week..punching a horse. Revenge is delicious, like liver. Steelers by 14. (No horses were harmed making this blog. I tried though. Horses make me mad.)

Dallas Cowboys at New York Giants
Don’t hate Jerry Jones. Thank him for keeping the Cowboys out of the Super Bowl the last 15 years. Giants by 12.

Indianapolis Colts at Chicago Bears
Andrew Luck looks like a confused Ewok. Julius Peppers hates confused Ewoks. Bears by 20.

Philadelphia Eagles at Cleveland Browns
I shared a kennel at the Washington Area Rescue League with some of Mike Vick’s dogs. Browns by 456,222.

Washington Redskins at New Orleans Saints
RG3PO: “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.”
Drew Brees: “I find you lack of faith disturbing.”
Saints by 10.

Saint Louis Rams at Detroit Lions
Donkey Kong Suh is the NFL’s Bane. That’s bad for the Rams. Lions by 14.

New England Patriots at Tennessee Titans
Cheaters never prosper. They just keep losing Super Bowls to the Giants.

Jacksonville Jaguars at Minnesota Vikings
The Mediocre Bowl. If this is on TV in your area, shoot your TV. Vikings by7.

Buffalo Bills at New York Jets
Tebow? Sanchez? Who cares – they both taste like sacks to Mario Williams. Bills by 14.

Miami Dolphins at Houston Texans
Do they barbeque Mahi Mahi in Texas? They do this week. Texans by 25.

Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals
A bird in my belly is better than two on the telly. Cardinals by 14.

San Francisco 49ers at Green Bay Packers
Green Bay can’t play defense, but San Francisco Rice-A-Roni can’t play offense. Plus, cheese tastes good. Pack by 20.

Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
I hate cats. Their only redeeming quality is their flavor. Panthers are cats. Bucs by 7.

Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens
Q: What hurt worse, the Ravens’ loss to the Pats in the championship game or the Pats’ loss in the Super Bowl?
A: Trick question. They both felt good.
Ravens by 10.

San Diego Chargers at Oakland Raiders
Two reasons the Chargers will suck this season: 1) Norv Turner, 2) see number 1. Raiders by 10.
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