Re: “When Obama is in the White House for a second term I'll take it all off!”
See...this belongs in the 'Oh, sweet Jesus!' thread.
Also, this is probably the best argument I've heard yet to vote for Romney.
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause and effect, but actually from a non-linear non-subjective viewpoint it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey...stuff.