View Single Post
Old 05-24-2006, 02:44 PM   #1
Lyn's Avatar

Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 1,774
Member Number: 304
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Default 3rd Grade Recess

Three third graders, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a kid from Rabun County, are in the playground at recess. One of them suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.

"Okay." They all agree.

The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
"That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer.

Not to be outdone, the Hillbilly kid whips his out. It is by far the biggest.

That night, eating dinner at home, the Hillbilly kid's mother asks him what he did at school that day.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book .. and during recess, my friends and I played Let's see who has the largest weenie.

"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.

"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a redneck. Is that true, Mom?"

Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-three.
Lyn is offline   Reply With Quote